Ok first tutorial. HOW TO MAKE YOUR PHOTOS MORE AWESOME… by adding a load of dicks in Photoshop. This might be considered NSFW depending on where you work. I’m going to use a screenshot from a Youtube video of my good friend Tommie Kelly who incidentally just started to draw a new comic over at http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com/ which you sould definitely check out. Heres the photo I’m going to start with:

As you can see it already looks very shady. Wait and see just how bad it can get!

Step 1. Get Your Colour.

Select the eyedropper tool (hit I on the keyboard) and pick a nice shade of pink. Go for something around the middle range, not too bright and not too dark.

Step. 2 Draw the Dicks.

Create a new layer and draw your dicks with the paintbrush (hit B on the keyboard). You can choose to add one dick or many. You can see I’m going full bukkakke on this baby. You don’t have to be too accurate with your drawing either just do them like a kind’ve flat arrow.

Step 3. Gradient.

Double click the layer with the dicks on it and check the Bevel & Emboss checkbox. You can fiddle around with it and increase the size and maybe decrease the shadow opacity to make it a nice natural gradient.

Step 4. Spunk.

No bukkakke is complete without piles of spunk. Create a new layer and draw on your spunk with a nice grungy brush. I used a spraypaint set I got for free from Spoongraphics.

Step 5. Flatten And Select.

Flatten your image by clicking Layer > Flatten Image. Then select your elliptical marquee tool (hold shift & hit M on the keyboard) and holding shift draw ellipses around all your dicks.

Final Step. Mosaic.

Click Filter > Pixellate > Mosaic. This will add the TV style pixellation to your image giving it instant credibility and BAM! You have made you picture way more awesome! Feel free to add your attempts in the comments.